Total Medals Earned: 66 (From 28 different games.) Total Medal Score: 530 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Congratulations! You get 10 out of 10!
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 10/22 (50/490 points)
Capture a power station
Get 8 followers
Engage in a massive battle
View the credits
Turn their towers against them on "Hide and Go Sneak"
Use wave after wave of your own men to deplete a laser tower's ammo
Kill all enemies on "Trap"
Defeat the squares on "Fight or Flight"
1337 circle deaths
Defeat 1337 squares
Beat "Combat" without dying
Beat "Crosswalks" without any circles dying
Beat "Two Towers" in 20 seconds or less
Beat "Burninate" in 45.1 seconds or less
Save at least 42 circles on "Containment"
Beat "Four Bases". Yeah, just beat it.
Beat the game
Get 21 achievements
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Eat one cheese
Eat 15 cheese
solve all the puzzles
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Get the first + sign
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/115 points)
Start Game !
Click The Big Cookie For The First Time!
Buy mouse upgrade for the first time!
Erase your game data!
Buy for the first time 1 baker!
Buy for the first time 1 Girl Scout!
Buy 10 Bakers!Unlock Girl Scouts!
Unlock Cookie Factory! have an income of 150$exactly amount no more or less!
Unlock Cookie Trees! have an income of 50$!
Unlock Stores ! Have atleast 10 Girl Scouts and 50$ income!
Medals Earned: 8/50 (40/475 points)
Defeat a flying enemy in flight
Get BRILLIANT for a day mission
Defeat an enemy carrying a gem
Upgrade a tower to the 3rd rank
Defeat a champion
Get BRILLIANT for a night mission
Defeat an armored Knight
Defeat the General
Upgrade a tower to the 5th rank
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 1-3
Defeat an invisible ninja
Collect 100 mana potions
Upgrade any skill to maximum (up to 5th rank)
Scare off 100 enemies
Achieve the rank 10
Defeat 5 enemies with one meteor
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 1-3
Cage 50 enemies in a stasis cage
Defeat the High Priest
Defeat the Archmage
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 16-18
Defeat the Arch Druid
Defeat the King
Upgrade all the skills of a race to maximum
Make 100 mines (poisonous, energy or volcanic) of the enemies
Achieve the rank 20
Collect 10,000 gold picking up coins
Remove the charm from the towers using Terror spell 100 times.
Complete levels 16, 17 or 18 without destroying any Sacred Stones.
Defeat the Barbarian Queen
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 16-18
Seize 50 buildings
Turn 50 enemies into chickens
Defeat 2000 common enemies
Damage 50 enemies with the thunder scroll
Defeat 50 champions
Chop 100 forests
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 19-21
Find treasure chests on levels 19, 20 and 21.
Defeat the 7th boss
Defeat 50 divers while underwater.
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 19-21
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)
Complete the very first level
Complete a level with 2 stars
Complete a level with 3 stars
Lock 25 boards
Take 33% of stars
Lock 75 boards
Lock 50 boards
Complete the game with 3 stars
Lock all boards !
Take 66% of stars
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Blasted and grenaded 100 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 200 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 300 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 400 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 500 enemies!