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Total Medals Earned: 66 (From 28 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 530 Points

10 (NG Medal Edition)

The TROPHY Unlocked 3/11/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Every 10 100 Points Congratulations! You get 10 out of 10!
The FLOWER Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The COFFEE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The TEA Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The COMPUTER Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The TELEPHONE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The PEPPER Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The SALT Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 2/5/14
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #6 Unlocked 2/5/14
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal _13 Unlocked 2/5/14
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 2/5/14
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)

Atomic

Starter Unlocked 1/16/14
5 Points
Collect 10 squares
Normal Unlocked 1/16/14
10 Points
Collect 20 squares
Experienced 25 Points Collect 30 squares

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)

Blipzkrieg

1.21 Gigawatts Unlocked 1/15/14
5 Points
Capture a power station
A Few Brave Blips Unlocked 1/15/14
5 Points
Get 8 followers
Blipzkrieg Unlocked 1/16/14
5 Points
Engage in a massive battle
Is that your spleen? Unlocked 1/16/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It burns, it burns! Unlocked 1/15/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lose the Force Unlocked 1/16/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nothing better to do? Unlocked 1/16/14
5 Points
View the credits
Squaresville, Daddy-o Unlocked 1/15/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tower Offense Unlocked 1/15/14
5 Points
Turn their towers against them on "Hide and Go Sneak"
Zapp Brannigan Unlocked 1/15/14
5 Points
Use wave after wave of your own men to deplete a laser tower's ammo
Ackbar 10 Points Kill all enemies on "Trap"
Brass Knuckles 10 Points Defeat the squares on "Fight or Flight"
Not So Elite 10 Points 1337 circle deaths
So Elite 10 Points Defeat 1337 squares
Patton 25 Points Beat "Combat" without dying
Safety Dance 25 Points Beat "Crosswalks" without any circles dying
Suck It, Sauron 25 Points Beat "Two Towers" in 20 seconds or less
Trogdor 25 Points Beat "Burninate" in 45.1 seconds or less
Heart of Gold 50 Points Save at least 42 circles on "Containment"
We're Not Worthy 50 Points Beat "Four Bases". Yeah, just beat it.
A Winnar Is You 100 Points Beat the game
BLACKJACK! 100 Points Get 21 achievements

Medals Earned: 10/22 (50/490 points)

Cheese Barn

First Cheese Unlocked 2/17/14
5 Points
Eat one cheese
Cheese Lover 25 Points Eat 15 cheese
Mega Brain 50 Points solve all the puzzles

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)

Collect

First Bounce Unlocked 1/16/14
5 Points
Bounce with a wall for the first time
First Sign Unlocked 1/16/14
5 Points
Get the first + sign
Bouncer 10 Points Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collector 10 Points Collect at least 80 signs
Experienced 25 Points Achieve 5000 experience points
Tests Completed 25 Points Finish all game tests

Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)

CookieClickerJam2014

Cookie Crumble Time! Unlocked 3/13/14
5 Points
Start Game !
My First Cookie! Unlocked 3/13/14
5 Points
Click The Big Cookie For The First Time!
My First Upgrade! Unlocked 3/14/14
5 Points
Buy mouse upgrade for the first time!
Crumble this Humble Cookie Game! 5 Points Erase your game data!
My First Baker! 5 Points Buy for the first time 1 baker!
My First Girl Scout! 5 Points Buy for the first time 1 Girl Scout!
Girl Scouts Unlocked! 10 Points Buy 10 Bakers!Unlock Girl Scouts!
Cookie Factory Unlocked! 25 Points Unlock Cookie Factory! have an income of 150$exactly amount no more or less!
Cookie Tree Unlocked! 25 Points Unlock Cookie Trees! have an income of 50$!
Shops Are Now Open! 25 Points Unlock Stores ! Have atleast 10 Girl Scouts and 50$ income!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/115 points)

Cursed Treasure 2

Air Defense Unlocked 1/21/14
5 Points
Defeat a flying enemy in flight
Brilliant Day Unlocked 2/5/14
5 Points
Get BRILLIANT for a day mission
Don't Touch My Gems! Unlocked 1/21/14
5 Points
Defeat an enemy carrying a gem
Foreman of Darkness Unlocked 1/21/14
5 Points
Upgrade a tower to the 3rd rank
On the Crest of a Wave Unlocked 1/21/14
5 Points
Defeat a champion
The Starry Night Unlocked 1/21/14
5 Points
Get BRILLIANT for a night mission
Tinned Corpse Unlocked 1/21/14
5 Points
Defeat an armored Knight
Your War is Over Unlocked 1/21/14
5 Points
Defeat the General
Architect of Darkness 5 Points Upgrade a tower to the 5th rank
Brilliant: Holy Mountain 5 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 4-6
Brilliant: Meadowshire 5 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 1-3
Combo Breaker! 5 Points Defeat an invisible ninja
Drunken Master 5 Points Collect 100 mana potions
Evil Genius 5 Points Upgrade any skill to maximum (up to 5th rank)
Go Home! 5 Points Scare off 100 enemies
Sergeant of the Evil 5 Points Achieve the rank 10
Sharpshooter 5 Points Defeat 5 enemies with one meteor
Starry: Meadowshire 5 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 1-3
Stasis Alcatraz 5 Points Cage 50 enemies in a stasis cage
Top of the World 5 Points Defeat the High Priest
Avada Kedavra 10 Points Defeat the Archmage
Brilliant: Arcania 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 10-12
Brilliant: Tanglewood 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 7-9
Brilliant: The Coreland 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 13-15
Brilliant: Wasteland 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 16-18
Clean Forests 10 Points Defeat the Arch Druid
Deposition 10 Points Defeat the King
Father of Nation 10 Points Upgrade all the skills of a race to maximum
It's a Trap! 10 Points Make 100 mines (poisonous, energy or volcanic) of the enemies
Lieutenant of the Evil 10 Points Achieve the rank 20
Look After the Pence... 10 Points Collect 10,000 gold picking up coins
Loveless 10 Points Remove the charm from the towers using Terror spell 100 times.
Monument Keeper 10 Points Complete levels 16, 17 or 18 without destroying any Sacred Stones.
Sing, My Angel 10 Points Defeat the Barbarian Queen
Starry: Arcania 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 10-12
Starry: Holy Mountain 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 4-6
Starry: Tanglewood 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 7-9
Starry: The Coreland 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 13-15
Starry: Wasteland 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 16-18
Takeover 10 Points Seize 50 buildings
Tastes Like Chicken 10 Points Turn 50 enemies into chickens
The Apotheosis of War 10 Points Defeat 2000 common enemies
Thunderstorm 10 Points Damage 50 enemies with the thunder scroll
V.I.P. Cemetery 10 Points Defeat 50 champions
Woodcutter 10 Points Chop 100 forests
Brilliant: Free Coast 25 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 19-21
Deadman's Chest 25 Points Find treasure chests on levels 19, 20 and 21.
Feed the Fishes 25 Points Defeat the 7th boss
Hostile Waters 25 Points Defeat 50 divers while underwater.
Starry: Free Coast 25 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 19-21

Medals Earned: 8/50 (40/475 points)

Dot Lock

Challenge accepted Unlocked 3/18/14
5 Points
Complete the very first level
Almost perfect 10 Points Complete a level with 2 stars
Perfect 10 Points Complete a level with 3 stars
Man of the day 25 Points Lock 25 boards
Casual 50 Points Take 33% of stars
Man of the month 50 Points Lock 75 boards
Man of the week 50 Points Lock 50 boards
New management 100 Points Complete the game with 3 stars
Promotion 100 Points Lock all boards !
Senior 100 Points Take 66% of stars

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)

Dromad

100 Kills Unlocked 2/5/14
5 Points
Blasted and grenaded 100 enemies!
200 Kills 10 Points Blasted and grenaded 200 enemies!
300 Kills 25 Points Blasted and grenaded 300 enemies!
400 Kills 50 Points Blasted and grenaded 400 enemies!
500 Kills 100 Points Blasted and grenaded 500 enemies!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)